Why the hell do I have to have rules in this race?
Because people are always trying to cheat n shit. It’s a $10.00 plastic trophy, stop cheating! Who am I? Your principal? Hell no, I’m your boozing El Capitan! But because yawl are so picky here are the rules.
1. Size
Your trike must roll into a square box, 36″ wide by 36″ long”. This box will be chalked out and your trike will be measured before any trophies are awarded. No exceptions. Measure your trikes!
2. Route
You MUST follow the exact route. There are cones, flags and maps to guide you. This is for the safety of all our racers. It is not a door to door winner race, if you bomb straight down queen anne hill, you will not win. We try to keep triking a safe and fun event for all, please don’t die.
3. 3 wheelers
The winning trike must have 3 wheels and be human powered by one person. No motors Jeff!
Not in it for the glory of the trophy?
Cool, neither am I. I love to drink and ride my tricycle. Skateboards, hippity hops, baby bikes, wagons are ALL welcome. Bring em, race em, drink up!
Tricycles are not required to participate. Show up on whatever you want if you are in it for the cheaters cup, we don’t measure for that shiz. Win your horses ass with glory.